{"product_id":"christian-tshirt-3","title":"All Of This Cocaine In The World\" Funny Coffee Mug - Sarcastic Nostalgia Graphic Novelty Cup, Durable UV DTF Print Gag Gift for Coworkers \u0026 Friends","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eAll Of This Cocaine In The World...\" Premium Sarcastic Mug\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003eTell the office busybody exactly how you feel without saying a word. Perfectly blending dark, edgy humor with a clean retro aesthetic, this hilarious novelty mug is the ultimate conversation starter for anyone who is totally over the workplace gossip.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWhy You'll Love This Mug:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePremium UV DTF Raised Graphic:\u003c\/b\u003e This isn't a flat print or a cheap sticker. Printed using state-of-the-art UV DTF technology, the bold black text features a high-gloss finish and a premium, slightly raised 3D texture you can actually feel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSturdy Ceramic Build:\u003c\/b\u003e Crafted from bright white, durable ceramic with a spacious, comfortable C-handle grip.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCare Instructions:\u003c\/b\u003e To keep the unique 3D textured UV DTF graphic looking sharp and pristine for years to come, gentle hand washing is highly recommended. (Avoid prolonged soaking or microwave use to protect the specialized print layer).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Perfect Gift For:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,0,0\"\u003eSarcastic coworkers, corporate white elephant exchanges, or boss gifts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,1,0\"\u003eFriends who love dark humor, unhinged text designs, and witty clapbacks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"otQkpb\" aria-level=\"3\" role=\"heading\" data-animation-nesting=\"\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" jsaction=\"\" jscontroller=\"a7qCn#ZxCkTb\" data-sfc-root=\"c\" jsuid=\"S1BFqf_2s8\" data-sfc-cb=\"\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\" data-copy-service-computed-style='font-family: \"Google Sans\", \"Helvetica Neue\", sans-serif; font-size: 20px; 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