{"product_id":"s-i-s-t-a","title":"\"I'm Too Old For This Shit\" Funny Sublimation Coffee Mug - Sarcastic Premium Ceramic Novelty Cup, Fade-Proof Gag Gift for Coworkers \u0026 Friends","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eI'm Too Old For This Shit\" Premium Sublimation Mug\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eBring some unfiltered \"real talk\" to your morning caffeine routine. Whether you're dealing with office drama, early morning traffic, or just life in general, this mug says exactly what you're thinking so you don't have to.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePermanent Sublimation Print:\u003c\/b\u003e Unlike vinyl stickers that peel or cheap screen prints that scratch off, this design is chemically fused \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"134\"\u003einto\u003c\/i\u003e the ceramic coating. It is completely smooth to the touch and built to last.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eVibrant, Fade-Proof Colors:\u003c\/b\u003e The premium sublimation process ensures the rich reds, deep blacks, and textured greys stay bright and sharp even after hundreds of washes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBuilt for Everyday Use:\u003c\/b\u003e Made from high-quality white ceramic with a glossy finish and a comfortable C-handle grip.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e100% Dishwasher \u0026amp; Microwave Safe:\u003c\/b\u003e Pop it in the microwave to reheat your coffee or toss it in the top rack of the dishwasher for effortless cleanup.\u003cem\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Perfect Gift For:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\"\u003eOffice white elephant parties \u0026amp; 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